So I have been lazy so here is a new question of the day:
Customer: “Excuse me I need some strawberries that have green leaves”
Me: “Well all the ones on the floor have leaves,they came in today”
Customer: ” No you don’t understand, I need these berries for tomorrow, They MUST have all green leaves tomorrow,not brown!, GREEN!!!”
Me: ” ok ummmm well go through them…….I guess…..”
” Oh okay..” walks away.
So I have decided to add this to my blog. Customer Question of the Day. I work for a health food grocery store and have many crazies come in asking all kinds of strange questions. Many have to do with their insane health nut crazed views. I will post em and see where it leads. Obviously I don’t work everyday so maybe I will post more than one because lord knows I get more than one a day. So today’s sample of craziness:
Me: Hi are you finding everything ok?
Women with very frizzy gray hair, tie-dyed T-shirt,dirty Birkenstocks and torn jeans:
No, I am looking for a bread that doesn’t have flour of any kind, rice, grains, baking powder, salt or eggs in it.Its has to be gluten free, soy free and kosher.
Me:Uhhhhh what exactly would this bread be made of then?
Her: *blank stare*
Me: No we don’t carry that…..*turn walk away*
This is an example of the daily occurrence of idiocy that I encounter.
Wilson “How do you ask the woman that makes your kids’ lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? How, Andy?”
Andy “I don’t like this game anymore”
